My, Oh My Little Putin™
AGE 13+* Saddle up Comrade! Hop aboard the back of My, Oh My Little Putin as he gallops triumphantly towards diplomatic misadventures and seeks out the true meaning of friendship through international hijinks. He is half bare-chested personification of smoldering intensity, half majestic and noble stallion, and 100% forged from the strongest Soviet era vinyl mined deep from within the icy heart of Siberia. Russian bears weep in his presence. Rival empires quiver and bend to his effortless puppet mastery. This thoroughbred stud is The Epi-Centaur of Geo-Political Mischief and a very worthy adversary or best friend to any world superpower.
Are you not impressed? Why are you still wearing a shirt? This is the by far the most exceptional Vladimir Putin on the market. Puff out your chest with the pride befitting the steamy, long-tenured Russian President himself and purchase this fantastic collectible today!
BONUS FEATURE: Hammer and Sickle Tail Comb accessory included. Groom your My, Oh My Little Putin to keep him looking stately and fabulous.